Dec 30 2005 09:51 pm
Happy New Year, Y’all
Tidbits of Wisdom to Start Your New Year Off:
1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away just before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Sal on 10 Jan 2006 at 4:15 am #
Hahaha - Eileen, what a way to start the new year. I don’t know if my brain can handle all that logic - especially right now.
I just split up with my fiancee. We parted over religious differences. He thinks he’s God and I don’t.
Happy New Year — especially all you other newly single folks!!
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